"Gallerist Tears" Coffee Mug in Black (Now With Pretentious Lettering)
$15.00
Looks classy. Feels petty. Tastes like vengeance.
This mug is printed in a delicately ornate, borderline baroque font — because what better way to serve scalding art-world satire than in a vessel that looks like it belongs in a collector’s townhouse?
“Gallerist Tears” appears in elegant, museum-donor-style script. The irony? Thick. The ceramic? Thicker. This isn’t just a mug — it’s performance art for your caffeine routine.
Material: Ceramic, glossy — built to withstand both boiling water and boiling resentment
Font: Fancy. Like, “my gallery represents 5 people who don’t need to sell anything” fancy
Size: [15 oz.] — enough for espresso, tea, or hot drama
Design: Fancy script that says “Gallerist Tears” — dainty enough to confuse your therapist
Perfect for:
Artists with grudges, curators with standards, and anyone who's been emotionally overcharged and underpaid at an art fair.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Looks classy. Feels petty. Tastes like vengeance.
This mug is printed in a delicately ornate, borderline baroque font — because what better way to serve scalding art-world satire than in a vessel that looks like it belongs in a collector’s townhouse?
“Gallerist Tears” appears in elegant, museum-donor-style script. The irony? Thick. The ceramic? Thicker. This isn’t just a mug — it’s performance art for your caffeine routine.
Material: Ceramic, glossy — built to withstand both boiling water and boiling resentment
Font: Fancy. Like, “my gallery represents 5 people who don’t need to sell anything” fancy
Size: [15 oz.] — enough for espresso, tea, or hot drama
Design: Fancy script that says “Gallerist Tears” — dainty enough to confuse your therapist
Perfect for:
Artists with grudges, curators with standards, and anyone who's been emotionally overcharged and underpaid at an art fair.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
