"Gallerist Tears" Coffee Mug White (Now With Pretentious Lettering)
$15.00
Looks classy. Feels petty. Tastes like vengeance.
This mug is printed in a delicately ornate, borderline baroque font — because what better way to serve scalding art-world satire than in a vessel that looks like it belongs in a collector’s townhouse?
“Gallerist Tears” appears in elegant, museum-donor-style script. The irony? Thick. The ceramic? Thicker. This isn’t just a mug — it’s performance art for your caffeine routine.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Looks classy. Feels petty. Tastes like vengeance.
This mug is printed in a delicately ornate, borderline baroque font — because what better way to serve scalding art-world satire than in a vessel that looks like it belongs in a collector’s townhouse?
“Gallerist Tears” appears in elegant, museum-donor-style script. The irony? Thick. The ceramic? Thicker. This isn’t just a mug — it’s performance art for your caffeine routine.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
