“Recovering Gallerist” Hooded Sweatshirt
Because art broke your spirit — but not your wardrobe.
This hoodie is for the burned-out, hyper-curated, emotionally-detached former art dealer in all of us. You once hung overpriced paintings with perfect lighting and smiled through red wine breath and vague artist statements. Now? You just want to be warm and left alone.
Material: Soft, premium fleece — ironically cozier than your old gallery’s white walls
Fit: Relaxed, unbothered, post-career
Color: Black — looks great under fluorescent lighting or existential dread
Design: “Recovering Gallerist” printed on the back, so people know to tread lightly
This hoodie says:
🎨 “I used to host openings. Now I ghost them.”
🖼️ “The art world chewed me up, sold me at auction, and lowballed the price.”
🍷 “Yes, I still drink at gallery openings. No, I don’t work there anymore.”
Perfect for: Studio hangs, avoiding art fairs, passive-aggressively running into former clients, or just staying warm while recovering from the trauma of unpaid art world labor.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Light Steel color is 50% cotton, 40% polyester, and 10% black polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Two-ply hood
• Dyed-to-match drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket
• Heavy rib-knit waistband and cuffs
• Embroidered “C” logo on the left cuff
• Blank product sourced from Honduras and Guatemala
Disclaimer: Size up for a looser fit.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
“Recovering Gallerist” Hooded Sweatshirt
Because art broke your spirit — but not your wardrobe.
This hoodie is for the burned-out, hyper-curated, emotionally-detached former art dealer in all of us. You once hung overpriced paintings with perfect lighting and smiled through red wine breath and vague artist statements. Now? You just want to be warm and left alone.
Material: Soft, premium fleece — ironically cozier than your old gallery’s white walls
Fit: Relaxed, unbothered, post-career
Color: Black — looks great under fluorescent lighting or existential dread
Design: “Recovering Gallerist” printed on the back, so people know to tread lightly
This hoodie says:
🎨 “I used to host openings. Now I ghost them.”
🖼️ “The art world chewed me up, sold me at auction, and lowballed the price.”
🍷 “Yes, I still drink at gallery openings. No, I don’t work there anymore.”
Perfect for: Studio hangs, avoiding art fairs, passive-aggressively running into former clients, or just staying warm while recovering from the trauma of unpaid art world labor.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Light Steel color is 50% cotton, 40% polyester, and 10% black polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Two-ply hood
• Dyed-to-match drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket
• Heavy rib-knit waistband and cuffs
• Embroidered “C” logo on the left cuff
• Blank product sourced from Honduras and Guatemala
Disclaimer: Size up for a looser fit.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!