This Booth Costs More Than My Car Candle

$22.95
A painfully accurate candle for anyone who has ever paid for a booth at an art fair. A hilarious gift for artists gallerists and advisors who know the real cost of showing up.

This Booth Costs More Than My Car is the candle for every artist and gallerist who has felt the sting of art fair budgets. Between shipping lighting installation travel and booth fees the numbers get wild fast. This Art Friends candle wraps that shared trauma in humor and a warm comforting scent perfect for after hours recovery.

With its minimalist gallery style label and soft cozy fragrance this candle is the ideal companion for decompressing after you realize just how expensive the booth really was.

Tagline
And somehow still has terrible lighting.

Smells Like
Christmas warmth softening the financial panic.

Perfect For
Artists paying for booth space
Gallerists juggling fair budgets
Art fair veterans and booth staff
Art advisors who know the hidden costs
Collectors who appreciate the struggle
Anyone who has cried over fair invoices
Gifts for art world insiders

Light it when the invoices arrive the booth is somehow smaller than expected or the lighting situation makes no sense. This candle brings humor comfort and a little perspective to the art fair grind.

• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US
A painfully accurate candle for anyone who has ever paid for a booth at an art fair. A hilarious gift for artists gallerists and advisors who know the real cost of showing up.

This Booth Costs More Than My Car is the candle for every artist and gallerist who has felt the sting of art fair budgets. Between shipping lighting installation travel and booth fees the numbers get wild fast. This Art Friends candle wraps that shared trauma in humor and a warm comforting scent perfect for after hours recovery.

With its minimalist gallery style label and soft cozy fragrance this candle is the ideal companion for decompressing after you realize just how expensive the booth really was.

Tagline
And somehow still has terrible lighting.

Smells Like
Christmas warmth softening the financial panic.

Perfect For
Artists paying for booth space
Gallerists juggling fair budgets
Art fair veterans and booth staff
Art advisors who know the hidden costs
Collectors who appreciate the struggle
Anyone who has cried over fair invoices
Gifts for art world insiders

Light it when the invoices arrive the booth is somehow smaller than expected or the lighting situation makes no sense. This candle brings humor comfort and a little perspective to the art fair grind.

• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US