A brutally honest candle for art fair warriors running on caffeine, adrenaline, alcohol, and suspicious drugs, and absolutely no sleep.
Wake Up Its Time To Pretend You Slept is the candle for anyone who has ever worked an art fair on three hours of sleep and a dream. Whether you are staffing a booth sprinting between VIP previews juggling clients or simply trying to stay conscious this Art Friends candle captures the shared exhaustion of fair week with humor and a calming scent.
With a minimalist gallery inspired label and a soft soothing fragrance this candle is the perfect companion for the early mornings late nights and everything in between.
Tagline
Another sunrise in another booth.
Smells Like
White sage and lavender faking rest.
Perfect For
Artists running on no sleep
Gallerists living at the fair booth
Art advisors juggling nonstop meetings
Fair staff and production teams
Collectors who overcommitted to events
Anyone who knows fair week exhaustion
Art world insiders with a sense of humor
Light it when the alarm goes off too early the fair crowds are relentless or you are sipping your fourth coffee of the day. This candle brings calm clarity and humor to the reality of art fair survival.
• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US
A brutally honest candle for art fair warriors running on caffeine, adrenaline, alcohol, and suspicious drugs, and absolutely no sleep.
Wake Up Its Time To Pretend You Slept is the candle for anyone who has ever worked an art fair on three hours of sleep and a dream. Whether you are staffing a booth sprinting between VIP previews juggling clients or simply trying to stay conscious this Art Friends candle captures the shared exhaustion of fair week with humor and a calming scent.
With a minimalist gallery inspired label and a soft soothing fragrance this candle is the perfect companion for the early mornings late nights and everything in between.
Tagline
Another sunrise in another booth.
Smells Like
White sage and lavender faking rest.
Perfect For
Artists running on no sleep
Gallerists living at the fair booth
Art advisors juggling nonstop meetings
Fair staff and production teams
Collectors who overcommitted to events
Anyone who knows fair week exhaustion
Art world insiders with a sense of humor
Light it when the alarm goes off too early the fair crowds are relentless or you are sipping your fourth coffee of the day. This candle brings calm clarity and humor to the reality of art fair survival.
• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US
